Thursday, July 20, 2006

My Cottage Retreat

Well I had no blog posting yesterday, because I was enjoying a brief cottage retreat.

Now I am not much of a cottage person, but I must admit, I had fun swimming, kayaking and reading by the water.

However, I did notice that cottage life is not all it's made out to be in those beer commercials.

I mean, I did not see a single bevy of bikini clad babes!

I, however, did see a fat guy in a speedo, and unfortunately, it will be a long time before I can cleanse that image from my mind.

I also saw spiders the size of grapefruit.

Oh and I suffered third degree burns all over my legs thanks to a failure to apply sun screen.

But all in all I had a great time.

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